It’s interesting how someone I haven’t talked to in 5 years can look at my profile picture and draw a perfectly correct conclusion that my friends whom I see every day haven’t drawn. At least, I’m pretty sure they haven’t.
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Um, I don’t wanna disturb… but I think I just shit my pants from laughing so hard.
DYING!!!
My being too white has always been a problem when getting credit. Thanks, Crazy Steve!
Yo mama stole your credit?
Hot dog?
Bicycle repo?
Too white? Too black? Too brown?
Stripper income?
Still in jail?
NEVER FEAR! CRAZY STEVE IS HERE!
Somehow the fake eyelashes make mannequins creepier than normal. Really fucking creepy. Amirite?
One of these does not belong…
Guys! Hearing aids that run off body heat! Why hasn’t this been invented yet?
More genius ideas for things that should be invented:
- Intravenous Cheez-its
- Cough medicine that tastes like apple pie
- iPhone app that scans a receipt, loads the items and prices into a table, lets you and your friends pick what you ordered, and splits the bill for you!
- Augmented reality glasses that incorporate facial recognition and social media to tell you whether the girl you’re checking out is single.
- Alternately, a pill that gives you a set of cojones so you can ask the girl if she’s single.
I’ve never seen such beautiful mountains.
A Heavenly view.
A translation of what is purported to be Leonardo Da Vinci’s actual to-do list from one of his journals. Awesome.
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